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Just found out one of my oldest friends didn’t like The Hunger Games books.  Actually, she says she hated them.

(OK…not really.  But she’s on thin ice.)

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#Hunger Games

#NPH

#HIMYM

#FRIENDSHIP OVER!

Ooooomg TeeFury! I want this!!!!

Ooooomg TeeFury! I want this!!!!

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#teefury

#HIMYM

HIMYM Significant Others

Just realized that all the married cast members of the show have had their significant other on the show at some point.

NPH = David Burtka as Scooter

Alyson Hannigan = Alexis Denisof as Sandy Rivers

Cobie Smulders = Taran Killam as Blauman (an employee at GNB).

Can’t find anything about Josh Radnor or Jason Segel being married so I couldn’t tell if they’ve had anyone on the show; but I just thought this was kind of neat.  I love how this show sneaks little things like this all the time.

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#how i met your mother

#Neil Patrick Harris

#NPH

#Alyson Hannigan

#Cobie Smulders

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DID’T WORK, TED?!

FREAKING HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Oh and this was an amazing episode.  

#how i met your mother

#himym

Being in a couple is hard. And committing, making sacrifices, it’s hard. But if it’s the right person, then it’s easy. Looking at that girl and knowing she’s all you really want out of life, that should be the easiest thing in the world. And if it’s not like that, then she’s not the one. I’m sorry.

Marshall Eriksen, How I Met Your Mother

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#Quotes

#himym

#Marshall Eriksen

#Things to think about

When I was a kid we would spend the summers in the Upper Peninsula and every year we wouldn’t get to the cabin till the middle of the night. So, it would be pitch black in the middle of the woods and I could never see anything in front of the headlights; but I felt so safe because my dad was driving. He was like some kind of super hero who could see way out into the darkness. And now he’s just gone. And it’s pitch black. I can’t see where I’m going. I can’t see anything.

Marshall, How I Met Your Mother

#Tears

#Quote

#himym

 
The Sexless Innkeeper
‘Twas the night before New Yearsand the weather grew meanIt was three in the morningand I was stranded in Queens!
The tavern grew emptythe gaslights grew dimthe horse-drawn carriageswere all but snowed in.
Last call was approachingand my fortunes looked bleakthen I turned to my leftand stifled a shriek.
She had a peach fuzz beardand weighed sixteen stoneShe gobbled up hot wingsand swallowed the bones.
I muffled a screamand threw up in my mouthI asked, “where do you live?”and she said, “one block south.”
I swallowed my prideand six shots of whiskeyand prayed to the godsthat she wasn’t too frisky
Back in her caveShe prepared us a snack‘neath her mighty hoovesthe floorboards did crack.
But when she returnedshe found a sound sleeperand thus she becamethe sexless innkeeper.

The Sexless Innkeeper

‘Twas the night before New Years
and the weather grew mean
It was three in the morning
and I was stranded in Queens!

The tavern grew empty
the gaslights grew dim
the horse-drawn carriages
were all but snowed in.

Last call was approaching
and my fortunes looked bleak
then I turned to my left
and stifled a shriek.

She had a peach fuzz beard
and weighed sixteen stone
She gobbled up hot wings
and swallowed the bones.

I muffled a scream
and threw up in my mouth
I asked, “where do you live?”
and she said, “one block south.”

I swallowed my pride
and six shots of whiskey
and prayed to the gods
that she wasn’t too frisky

Back in her cave
She prepared us a snack
‘neath her mighty hooves
the floorboards did crack.

But when she returned
she found a sound sleeper
and thus she became
the sexless innkeeper.

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#HIMYM

#Sexless Inkeeper

#Poem

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