April 2012
Blech.
Just took some vitamins from GNC. That or several small rocks. Ugh… not used to pills that big.
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“I’d bring you Chick-fil-A every Monday if I could.”
– Dang, those are some highly romantic words, yall. I always want CFA on Sundays :( (via spareunderthemat)
Marry that person. I always want CFA on Sundays too. It’d make the perfect Sunday morning breakfast.
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Thank you, Tumblr. You're beautiful! I love you! ...
Callin’ it quits. I’m pretty sure the stuff I’m putting down on paper isn’t even coherent at this point what with the tired and the angry and the I’d rather be in the bath with a glass of wine reading a fashion magazine or something equally not educational.
I’ll work on my presentation on (in?) the ‘morrow. I’m pretty sure I’m so tired...
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Fucking 4/20.
3 floors above me I’m pretty sure there are people having sex on the balcony while blaring music with the doors and windows open. First off, it’s freezing outside. Why would you WANT to have sex outside? Second, I don’t want to see you having sex outside. Stop it. I hope your ass freezes to the railing and you have to make a really embarrassing 911 call. The apartment to right...
Clearly the arena’s just a giant version of The...
Green?
Fuck that. That diamond would be crazy red.
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Books you've read recently and enjoyed. Go.
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Rare Ancient Statue Depicts Topless Female...
A small bronze statue dating back nearly 2,000 years may be that of a female gladiator, a victorious one at that, suggests a new study.
If confirmed the statue would represent only the second depiction of a woman gladiator known to exist.
The gladiator statue shows a topless woman, wearing only a loincloth and a bandage around her left knee. Her hair is long, although neat, and in the air...
when you hear a dirty joke around your friends
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thats-so-true:
when you hear a dirty joke around your friends when you hear a dirty joke around your family when you hear a dirty joke around younger kids
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Reblog for Joey’s facial expressions. If there isn’t a tumblr out there dedicated to Joey’s facial expressions, well… there...
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livinghighonyesterdayslies:
I just finished watching Glee’s ‘Saturday Night Glee-ver’ and I’m pretty disappointed in the message. To me, Mr Shue was basically telling the students that they won’t get anywhere in life if they don’t have a big dream, and was forcing them to quickly decide…
Fab.com. Anyone a member of this? Is it legit? ...
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WatchMan almost walks into a bear because he’s texting. Quinn would not approve.
OoooOOoooMG we're going to meet the mother soon.
OMG. OMG OMG. Between now and next year. If in 3 years there’s a baby, that means it’s two years till the baby is conceived, so roughly one year till they get married (give or take).
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Just applied for a summer internship working in...
I don’t particularly want to live in Burbank, CA for the summer but I would love to have Disney on my resume!
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What the devil is going on here?!: Put a Hunger... →
Put a Hunger Games character in my ask!
girlwhowasonfire:
Katniss: Someone you would die for.
Peeta: Your favorite thing to bake/cook.
Gale: Something you believe in strongly.
Haymitch: A time when you were the most drunk.
Effie: If you could dye your hair any color, what…
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Black Bean Brownies
I made brownies using black beans. Just a box of brownie mix and 1 can of black beans. They’re freaking amazing, just like regular brownies, but so much healthier than the traditional way. I’ll be honest, if you ate a bean brownie and a regular brownie you’d know there was a difference but I doubt anyone could figure out what it is.
It’s a great way to sneak a...
