May 2010
HIMYM
That was a great season finale! I totally laughed and cried.
I'm thinking turkey burgers for dinner!
Yummmm!
HOWEVER!
While drunk it is VERY fun to discuss using Up quotes as pick up lines.
“I just met you but I love you.”
“Squirrel! Wait…that one doesn’t work.”
“I had to go home and get this drunk every night the first few years we were dating.”
“What?”
“Nothing.”
Rule of Thumb
Don’t get into an current events/legal debate while drunk. People don’t give you the slack you think you deserve when you feel like your head is full of cotton and your muscles made of Jell-O.
4+ margaritas =/= law school. Who knew?
“You know, if you are going to let every little thing bother you, it is going to be a very long night!”
—Prince Naveen, Princess and the Frog
8-year-old gets DNA during sister's kidnap attempt →
abclocal.go.com
PENNSYLVANIA (KGO) — A Pennsylvania family has a very good reason to let their 8-year-old son watch as much TV as he wants. What he learned by watching the tube may have saved his little sister’s life.The family says while on vacation a man grabbed Nathan Kuhn’s 4-year-old sister and tried to pull her into his car. That’s when Nathan attacked.
First he grabbed his sister’s arm and pulled her away from the man, and then he turned back around and kicked and scratched him.
When police began questioning Nathan, he calmly explained that he had the suspect’s DNA under his fingernails. When asked how he knew about DNA, Nathan explained he learned by watching NCIS on TV.
“Why did you scratch him,” asked a reporter.
“To get his DNA,” said Nathan.
GIBBS WOULD BE SO PROUD!
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Hahah, someone will be using this as an argument to keep watching NCIS, yessss?
Alice in Wonderland is already coming out on DVD? That was fast...
Yay though! I get to own Alice in Wonderland June 1st.
