February 2010
Um...what?
I was just going through my DVR recordings, deleting Martha Stewarts I didn’t think I’d go back and watch. She had an episode on exercising with pole-dancing? …Really? Oh God…did she demonstrate? I can see her now.
“No Candi, you need to gyrate more. It’s a good thing.”
Fact: that last post is real. It just happened...
classicistmike:
danelese:
classicistmike:
Stiiiill not sure how I’m feeling right now.
Shock? Anger?
I feel very manipulated right now. It’s a comfort food night.
And you didn’t call security on her because…?
Because she just left. Her kid was bored. And, ideally, karma will come back in a big and bloody way.
I’m so sorry that happened to you. :( I am so shocked that someone...
I want to do an Atlanta Tumblr meetup!
juliedaniel:
meth:
thomaswheatley:
prettysmart:
If you live in Atlanta, reblog this so I can see how much interest there would be for this and I’ll TOTALLY organize it! LET’S DO IT Y’ALL!
I would be there if it is after August 22nd! In Japan til then.
January 2010
“I thought I saw a Romulan!”
– Said in Tweetie Bird voice, Big Bang Theory
I think I'm ordering my Kindle tonight
cassiesspot:
Any last minute warnings would be appreciated.
Nope! Buy that thing! You’ll love it! I don’t have a single complaint.
“That’s right. You saw what you saw. That’s how we roll in the shire.”
– Leonard, Big Bang Theory
5 tags
Sheldon: No, no lets assume that [men can fly]. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
Leonard: Unless Superman matches her speed and decelerates.
Sheldon: In what space, sir, in what space? She's 2 feet above the ground. Frankly, if he really loved her he'd let her hit the pavement - it'd be a more merciful death.
Restart buttons solve everything!
My remote suddenly can't control my TV anymore.
The only thing I’ve changed is I plugged my XBox in, but that shouldn’t change my remote. What is going on?! I’ve tried two controllers.
Grr.
Sorting Hat →
cakeisbetter:
yerawizardharry:
everythingharrypotter:
The most legitimate sorting hat on the net.
(via tyluhfosho)
I got Slytherin 0.0
I can’t believe I did that. I got Hufflepuff >.<
Gryffindor! I really thought I was going to get Ravenclaw, which would have been good too.
And I just saw a guy cut the tail off a live fish on Iron Chef. You could at least kill it first and not make me watch. At least the other guy cut it’s head off first… Ok, my stomach is doing all kinds of twisty things.
I don’t handle watching stuff like that well. Channel changing time.
Damn you Alton Brown, seducing me with your pound...
I think I’ll be buying a couple pounds of groceries this weekend and bakin’ me a cake!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows films will be... →
8 Things That Suck About the iPad | gizmodo →
davereed:
I was really wanting one until I read this.
Nevermind!
Jeeze, I really feel like Apple dropped the ball now… I need to play with one before I completely make up my mind, because it might do just what I’d want it to do. I have a full on laptop and desktop for the more complex stuff.
I mean, if I can carry something the size of my kindle but it can do the stuff my iphone...
“Do you think that’s gonna help? That’s just annoying.”
– Neil Patrick Harris, on American Idol (via cassiesspot)
I can’t believe I had to miss NPH on Idol. :(
iPad!
Don’t like the name but I’m excited anyway! The price looks decent, wifi and 3G versions is cool, iBooks = yay!
My work computer is a P.O.S. so I’m having trouble accessing decent articles about the announcement but what I have managed to load on this dinosaur has been what I wanted to hear. Plus, it’s so pretty!
DRAT! I thought today was the day Apple was making...
cassiesspot:
(via savvymac)
I want them to say it sooooooo bad, but mostly because I’ve convinced myself it will drive the cost of Kindle’s down. Though I heard the new device is supposed to be about $800… Which is INSANELY costly, if you ask me.
I agree, I really hope they put out something with a better price tag than that.
DRAT! I thought today was the day Apple was making...
Move over world. I'm feeling good today!
