Swine Flu: Have it, get followers. Don't have it,...
I just had to laugh because of this. One of my most recent posts was about my mom worrying that I had Swine Flu and my going to the doctor. I got two followers since that post. Today, I say I’m fine. I lose a follower. *giggles* Sorry I’m not ill, dying and that you can’t use my Tumblr to track this disease. I’ll try not to drop the ball on that in the future. <3
Just in case anyone was wondering what the diagnosis was from my trip to the doctor earlier this week, I do not have Swine Flu. Yay, didn’t think I did but it’s nice to know formally that I am piggy free. It was just a stomach thing that probably had something to do with my reflux and the samples they gave me to treat it are working wonderfully.
write exactly what’s on your mind and don't change...
witchindarkroom: rebelrouser: write exactly what’s on your mind and don’t change it.. 1. your ‘ex’ and you : need to stay far far away from each other. 2. i am listening to : my boyfriend play Mario Kart with his niece. 3. maybe i should : play too. 4. i love : Ben. 5. my best friends : is the most wonderful person I know. 6. i don’t understand : how some...
…’bitch’ is an epithet hurled at women who speak their minds, who have opinions...– The B Word, from About Us - Bitch Magazine I’ve always wanted to be a bitch. (via aristobrat) (via geographical) (via digitalbath) (via witchindarkroom)
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.– Calvin & Hobbes (via affremblequotes) (via ashadeofgrey) (via theloveyturtle) (via lower)
I’ve been sick the past 3 days and I’m getting ticked. As a woman, can I please throw up and everyone NOT ask me if I’m pregnant? I’m not pregnant. Stop asking. We do throw up for non baby reasons!
FMyLife Moments in Greek Mythology
apollosraven: mthrfknluis: interiormotive:flourhoneymilk: Icarus Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML Odysseus Today I came up with a plan that helped my country win a 10-year war. But, because I forgot to pray to Poseidon, I...
I don’t love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful.– Natalie Portman (via timetopretend) (via radiate-love) (via eatmyfist) (via spunkfairy) (via witchindarkroom)
If you don't love RPattz don't look... it's that... →
witchindarkroom: erinshannon: (via theloveyturtle) I love him. And this. Hott. *babbles incoherently*
There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.– Coco Chanel
Attention airport people
To the people who wonder aimlessly around the airport, trying to kill time or whatever before their flight, and can’t stay off to the side out of the way of those of us in a hurry I say, “fuck you.” Especially if you cut me off in one of your dazed maneuvers and move 3 times slower than me and everyone around me. Move with purpose or move to the side. Thank you.
Work out challenges
Doing the push-up, sit-up, and squat challenges. Abs are gonna hurt tomorrow. >.< My ass, abs, and biceps better look rockin’ after all this.
Just to clarify...
Jones’ BBQ and Foot Massage? Not real. I should’ve watched to the end of the commercial. It’s from a sketch comedy website. Thank God, I feel better about life again.
We ejaculate rainbows.– Edward, from the Twilight porn excerpt posted earlier. This has had me laughing randomly for hours.
twilight sex scene.
updown: ashlyn: johnnyfive: fajitatime: alisaferrara: fuckyeahtwilight:devface:julesramzy:kyliedear:bethani:kinkacurlybee: I gasped as Edward unzipped his gorgeous, godlike pants, revealing his smooth, white, marble cock. He glared at me with his burning topaz eyes as my fingertips brushed his cold, sparkling, granite dick. My heartbeat quickened. My breath caught. I didn’t deserve...
craytonc: @drhorrible: scifiwire.com/2009/04… Sequal to Dr. Horrible?!?!?!?! A Movie?!?!?!?!?!? AWESOME-SAUCE. FOR REAL?! WOO!!!!
The new Dan Brown book featuring Robert Langdon,...
I’m quite excited. I loved Angels and Demons.
Does that mean saying his name 50 times more a day than I say my own? Does it...– Samantha, Sex and the City, on loving a man.
Growing up I learned I can read a girl like a book
loveishere: passthemike: (This is my best attempt to recreate a drunk convo/theory/joke I made up the other night. So before anyone get’s all bent out of shape, it’s a f*cking joke) From 12-15 a girl was like a color by numbers book. They just wanted to have fun. The directions were simple. You could choose to follow them, or you could make it up as you go, it might come out terrible, or it...
O…L…P…W…stick and a dot…– Ben’s niece reading off the letters on the upside down Old Maid deck in front of her.
Took Ben to the airport today so he could fly home after an absolutely fan-freaking-tastic weekend in Atlanta. Couldn’t have been better if I do say so myself. :D Friday was tourist day. We hit the aquarium (for their Titanic exhibit that was featured on Ghost Hunters!) and the zoo (baby Pandas!). Long story short, no there weren’t any ghosts at the Titanic exhibit :) but the...
100 Push Ups Challenge: Initial Test
“The results may be humbling.” You aren’t kidding! I thought I could at least secure a sturdy teir 2 starting point, and honestly I could start there, but I was timid to put a lot of weight on my toe (it’s broken, I think, even if its not it hurts like a mofo). So I averaged out my timid proper pushups with my more aggressive (lol) “alternative” push ups and...