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I had my first really creepy gym experience today.
bowlingalleylawyer: It left me a little “whut??” I was on the tricep press when I see this man come plowing quickly and very purposefully at me. He stops only about 3 feet right in front of me, puts his hands behind his back like he is at parade rest, and stares directly at me. I start to stand up because I think maybe he’d just gotten off and hadn’t cleaned it. I indicate this through grunts...
Navy SEALs Face Assault Charges for Capturing... →
randyhaddock: Navy SEALs have secretly captured one of the most wanted terrorists in Iraq — the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004. And three of the SEALs who captured him are now facing criminal charges, sources told FoxNews.com. The three, all members of the Navy’s elite commando unit, have refused non-judicial...
Deathly Hallows named top book of past decade →
cassiesspot: mugglenet: As we move toward 2010, The Telegraph is taking a look back at the top 100 books of the past decade. Coming in at No. 1 is Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. The entry reads: If you don’t know… huh. I am completely ok with this.
"How I Met Your Mother" ....i love this.
Ted: Barney, the three days [before you call a girl] rule is completely insane. Whoever came up with that?
Marshall: Barney. Don’t do this. Not with Jesus.
Barney: Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days thing.” He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he’d waited only one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard that he died. They’d be all, “Hey, Jesus. What up?” And Jesus would probably be like, “ ‘What up?’ I died yesterday!” And then they’d be all, “Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude.” And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle, and then they would be like, “OK... whatever you say, bro.” And he’s not going to come back on a Saturday. Everybody’s busy! Doing chores, working the loom, trimming their beards. No. He waits the exact right number of days: three.
Ted: Okay, I promise I’ll wait three days. Just stop talking.
Barney: Plus it’s Sunday! And everyone’s in church already. They’re all in there, “Oh no, Jesus is dead.” And then, bam! He bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched. And F.Y.I., that’s when he invented the high-five.
Remember, heroes don’t always do what is heroic, and what is heroic isn’t...– My Classics professor’s email signature.
A GQ Confession
fuckyeahtwilight: verysherry: What I’m about to say ain’t gonna be easy. It’s not going to win me any points with my co-workers. It’s not going to help me out in the women department. And it’s definitely not going to impress my fraternity brothers from college (Sorry guys). It is going to feel a hell of a lot better once I spit it out though… I like Twilight. After hearing that my...
Voldemort himself created his worst enemy, just as tyrants everywhere do! Have...– J.K. Rowling via (gr) (via fuckyeahvoldemort)
College Humor: Seth MacFarlane’s Secret So true. I’m getting sick of how Fox on Sunday night is nothing more than 3 shows featuring Seth MacFarlane’s voice. The other characters on Family Guy don’t even show up anymore! Lois may have a few lines but if it’s not voiced by MacFarlane you’re probably not going to see it (Cleveland Show aside). His ego is really...
The Feds Want You Dead: Feds to women in their...
bowlingalleylawyer: thedailyfiona: kaching: Tens of thousands of lives are being saved by mammography screening, and these idiots want to do away with it,” said Daniel B. Kopans, a radiology professor at Harvard Medical School. “It’s crazy — unethical, really. via hotair.com so glad we got that health care reform thing going on. /sarcasm
Cheetos Puffs are amaaaazing.
Principals, Bus Driver Ignored Pleas for Help from... →
forwhenifeellikesharing: absurdlakefront:notthatkindagay:adeandabet: This makes me sick to my stomach. The kind of isolation of being in danger and knowing that no one will help you. Thank god someone finally intervened, or we might have had another casualty. How do we stop this!?: Jayron Martin, a 16-year-old student at Langham Creek High School near Houston, was attacked by a group of...