Morning Office Chats
Ellen (on riding the subway): I just don't like riding it by myself, especially at night on the way home from work. The last time I was on it I was the only woman on the train and this guy gets on with his oils that he's selling. He goes up to another guy to make his sales pitch, "Hey man, your woman is going to love this. They love the way this smells...etc." Then he comes up behind me and I feel this *mimics someone tapping her shoulder* and I hear, "Hey lady, smell this, you like it?"
Tammy (interrupting Ellen): No, I don't. Now put it back in your pants.
I love my office.
Dec 8th
These comments were in a newspaper I was...
Isabella: You get the turkey outside and cook it for 13 minutes.
Elizabeth: You get it from the turkey store and cook it in the microwave for 3 hours.
Bryson: You get it in the woods and cook it on the stove. My dad kills turkeys, and I eat it.
Morgan: I haven't eat a turkey yet. I don't know how.
Anna: You take it out of the pan, put in on the table, get a plate out and eat it.
Victoria: Turkeys come from a farm. You pick the feathers out and cook it in the oven.
Bailey: You fry the turkey for 20 hours.
Haylee: I help Mimi sometimes put apples and onions in it. You get a cheap turkey at Walmart.
Connor: My dad kills it. I know it's done when my dad yells, "hooray!"
Jazmin: After breakfast you get the Turkey from the store. Everybody helps make it.
Meredith: My mommy puts sugar on it. Mix it up and bake it for four minutes.
Hunter: Kill them, cook them and take the blood out. Take the temperature on it and eat it.
Luke: I don't like turkey because I know where it comes from. In the woods.
Jeremias: Turkeys come from the mud.
Abbi: You catch it and Dad brings it home. It has to cook in the oven for 90 days.
Corbin: (Dad) kills it in his deer stand.
Dec 1st