January 2012
So much to do today. My dad is visiting me this weekend so I need to make my apartment look presentable. I also need new winter shirts because it occurred to me that I was wearing basically the same 5 things every week. When I cleaned out my closet a few weeks ago for Goodwill I think I went a little over board.
On a side note, Sirius is driving me up the wall with his food pickiness. I...
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I’m not the biggest fan of the word “partner”: It either means that we run a...
– Neil Patrick Harris on what he calls David Burtka
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I THINK!
(via haydenrodgers)
Looking at your text book while you blindly type...
Getting it all right on the first try. YEAH!
seanscheidt: a letter from Ronald Reagan to his... →
seanscheidt:
My Darling Wife
This note is to warn you of a diabolical plot entered into by some of our so called friends — (ha!) calendar makers and even our own children. These and others would have you believe we’ve been married 20 years.
20 minutes maybe — but never 20 years. In the first place it is a…
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Glee, you really jerked the tears tonight.
NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 2 WEEKS?!
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HIMYM Significant Others
Just realized that all the married cast members of the show have had their significant other on the show at some point.
NPH = David Burtka as Scooter
Alyson Hannigan = Alexis Denisof as Sandy Rivers
Cobie Smulders = Taran Killam as Blauman (an employee at GNB).
Can’t find anything about Josh Radnor or Jason Segel being married so I couldn’t tell if they’ve had anyone on the...
December 2011
Just realized that 2012 will be the first year...
somethinglestrange:
Pottermore will officially open in 2012. At least that’s something.
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Dear Family Member that Fucking Sucks Right Now,
I’m mad at you. You know it. I know it. You said some shit then got defensive when I found out about it. For some reason you thought you could fix this by saying more, and even more fucked up, shit about me. At least you had the balls to say it to my face this time. So I just want to say to you, without actually saying it to you because...
My sleep cycle.
7AM:
5 PM:
3AM:
QFT.
When I see a duck: →
Normal people:
Me: ”Duck, duck, duck …”
Click here if you’re bored!
Arguing with others →
most-awkward-moments:
When I was younger:
Now:
Click here if you’re bored!
Ok, Ellen. That was a weird gag proposal…
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Just got off the phone with the woman who called to set up a delivery time. Was she apologetic? Was she nice about it? HA! She was a total bitch who tried to blame the gallery for the late delivery. She tried to play it off like she had tried calling the gallery days ago and they only called her back a few minutes before she called me. Um… THEY CALLED YOU BECAUSE I CALLED THEM. I...
Done with UPS.
Thanks UPS! YOU ROCK! (That’s sarcasm btw).
On October 23 I bought a photograph that I have been wanting for a long time and it was quite a bit pricey too, but after waiting for so long I finally caved. So, I’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting for it to be delivered. I had assumed 6 weeks wasn’t outside the realm of possibility, but we are now into the 8th week. So I...
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Hard to study through the Pixar induced tears. Damnit Marlin, don’t abandon Dori!
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Give The Gift of Spite This Christmas →
bowlingalley-lawyer:
rightklik76:
Even on Christmas, Obama wants supporters to find conservatives and “get in their faces.”
big sigh
Wow, Obama. You’ve got so much class!
What the devil is going on here?!: TV Shows Return... →
meandmyteevee:
90210 - Jan. 17
Chuck - Two-Hour Series Finale on Jan. 27
Community -
CSI: NY - Jan. 6 / Jan. 13
Desperate Housewives - Jan. 8
Fringe - Jan. 13
Glee - Jan. 17
Gossip Girl - Jan. 16
Grey’s Anatomy - Jan. 5
Happy Endings - Jan. 4
Hart of Dixie - Jan. 23
Hell On…
THE ENTIRE BLACK AND WHITE SECTION IS PERFECT!
haydenrodgers:
There is nothing more to be said. I just want to cry. I have now witnessed what perfection looks like and it looks like a monochromatic homosexual Christmas special.
I must agree. I adored Artie’s Christmas Special on Glee last night. That whole retro thing, especially Blaine and Kurt, was, as Hayden said, perfection. And I demand that more men wear suits like...